January 2012
120 posts
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it’s 2012 already somewhere so happy new year~
December 2011
141 posts
Find out Katy Perry and Russell Brand are getting...
youcancallmedraco:
First thought? Katy’s gonna have a fucking AWESOME next album.
thenotorioussmall:
riding a dolphin to school and laughing at all the poor kids
amandaseyfriedchicken:
if I gather all the statuses posted by girls on Facebook I could make a Taylor Swift song
why am i liking a song by skrillex
what have i become
i was playing halo one time and this guy’s gamertag was “kids in Africa”
so whenever i killed him it said
You killed kids in Africa
:(
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stockade:
What if animals love having makeup tested on them and they hate PETA for taking away their daily dose of fabulous
2008: wow i was so stupid last year
2009: wow i was so stupid last year
2010: wow i was so stupid last year
2011: wow i was so stupid last year
"The one that got away"
beautilation:
That’s a phrase for guys, Katy Perry, and serial killers.
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my new years resolution has been the same for the last couple of years and never resolved
badasschris:
Paul Oakenfold & Brittany...
cahpsleekx:
there’s gonna be an hbo show about john mccain’s presidential election what’s the point if we already know the ending
me: hey
friend: i have a boyfriend
me: whats up
friend: we totally made out last night
me: ok so how are you
friend: in love with my hot boyfriend
me: wow
friend: boyfriend
Anonymous asked: if you could have sex with anyone who would it be
me: internet frien-
parents: PEDOPHILES
friends: PEDOPHILES
people at school: PEDOPHILES
